So it begins.
Today marks the beginning of my 5th attempt to stop eating chocolate, and since my other attempts failed miserably (Not that I was miserable with 5 Mars Bars in my mouth) I've decided on a more novel approach to kicking the habit; I'm going to bother the internet about it.
Anyway I'm getting ahead of myself
Hi! My name is Adam and this is my blog.
The idea behind this blog is simple - whenever I have a desire to eat chocolate (Which is as often as it is relentless) I am going to write a blog post in order to distract my withdrawal-addled brain; I might write about what it feels like, or how it's affecting me, or just any random opinion I have about anything. But what needs to be remembered is that each post will be motivated by hunger and frustration which I will likely communicate through a series of angry expletives such as "Fuck" or "Cuntdanglers" aimed at whatever is nearest to me at the time.
But lets get something straight - I am not eating 20kg of chocolate a day, I do eat other foods, I am not that hambeast featured on Freaky Eaters who wretches at any food that isn't cheesy potatoes. I just have no willpower and more traditional "Just stop eating fucking chocolate" methods of not eating chocolate have not worked very well.
With all that said, my aim is to stop eating chocolate as a desert (though I'm not giving up my Nesquik cereal, fuck you) or a snack.
I probably won't post with any consistency, just whenever I need to
Lets see how it goes.
Day 1!
~A
Anyway I'm getting ahead of myself
Hi! My name is Adam and this is my blog.
The idea behind this blog is simple - whenever I have a desire to eat chocolate (Which is as often as it is relentless) I am going to write a blog post in order to distract my withdrawal-addled brain; I might write about what it feels like, or how it's affecting me, or just any random opinion I have about anything. But what needs to be remembered is that each post will be motivated by hunger and frustration which I will likely communicate through a series of angry expletives such as "Fuck" or "Cuntdanglers" aimed at whatever is nearest to me at the time.
But lets get something straight - I am not eating 20kg of chocolate a day, I do eat other foods, I am not that hambeast featured on Freaky Eaters who wretches at any food that isn't cheesy potatoes. I just have no willpower and more traditional "Just stop eating fucking chocolate" methods of not eating chocolate have not worked very well.
With all that said, my aim is to stop eating chocolate as a desert (though I'm not giving up my Nesquik cereal, fuck you) or a snack.
I probably won't post with any consistency, just whenever I need to
Lets see how it goes.
Day 1!
~A
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